Should you want to install a microchip in your Pfizer (shaken, not stirred) and become a puppet of the Illuminati for the rest of your life, don’t use the needle healthcare professionals are using to administer the vaccine. It’s the very thin one in the photo below.
You’ll want the bigger 12g needle if you want to implant a microchip about the size of a grain of rice. It’s the kind of needle used to implant your name and phone number if your dog or cat if it gets lost. Should it be one of the conspiracy chips apparently going around, be aware that your pet may or may not respond to AOC’s or George Soros’s voice commands.
However, if you want a vaccine with a side of microchip that might fit a human, you’ll need a needle literally the size of an iPhone. (This information is courtesy Ben Jorgensen, a healthcare professional I don’t know but now admire.)
Still, without a chip to alter my thinking, I tend to prefer smaller needles.
Another person I don’t know, Forbes reporter Bruce Y. Lee, provided a public service by cruising social media for vaccine plots. The emeritus archbishop of the archdiocese of Guadalajara, for example, posted a video warning that “the chip that they are planning to put in the vaccine to control you, it is the mark of the beast.” Given the iPhone-sized needle needed to implant it, it probably would leave a beast-sized mark.
Lee found all sorts of claims about the plot to implant America. A Tweeter named Emerald Robinson, for another, was sure that Bill Gates, the “2nd largest funder” of the World Health Organization, is building “7 vaccine labs” and “basically controls global health policy.”
The snark responses to the conspiracies that Lee found are just about as entertaining. Chips will variously empower you to pick up WiFi, start your car with your mind, and tell when you’re shopping at outlets that are way the other side of cool.
The Gates Foundation really does fund something called “quantum dot tattoo technology.” The technology, initially developed by Rice University engineer Kevin McHugh, actually exists. It uses a set of four 1.5 millimeter needles to inject colored dyes – not chips – that can identify who has gotten which vaccine. (Rice University? A chip smaller than a grain of rice? Hmm.)
Also in real life, the dissolvable micro-needles can not only inject biodegradable dye but someday will deliver “therapeutic, prophylactic, diagnostic agents and/or dyes to the skin.” This, various dreamers say, will prevent a lot of kids’ crying when they get their immunizations.
Two BBC reporters tracked the sinister amplification of microchip quantum tattoo technology conspiracy back to a Gates comment that someday “we will have some digital certificates” to track who has received different vaccines.
A multi-disciplinary team of scientists found a hefty 637 different vaccine rumors and conspiracies from 52 different countries posted to social, print, radio and television media from December 31, 2019 through November, 2020. That, by the way, was before any vaccines were actually being delivered or had a chance to be as bad as conspiracy theorists said.
Then there’s the metal in vaccines that will attract and stick magnets to the injection site. An un-vaccinated person should never get too close to a vaccinated person because the vaccine sheds a protein that automatically vaccinates those in the vicinity. Vaccines compromise your natural immunity to COVID. Pharma has made the vaccine addictive, and plans to make a fortune off the people needing another taste. Anyone promoting vaccines is a paid shill for the pharmaceutical companies. Dr. Alison Meek ,a vaccine advocate in Canada, reports she has yet to get paid by them.
The fantasies also included variations on the Bill Gates conspiracy (a new world order being his real goal) as well as special contaminated vaccine batches being used to kill older adults. All of these infections and vaccines, moreover, are leading to creating an international minister of health about to put us and everyone else under its thumb. Finally, someone to chair the death panel.
Soros and Dr. Anthony Fauci are at the center of still more dark theories about chips being activated by 5G technology to track you, change your DNA and turn you into an automaton capable of doing God-knows-what. I’m naive enough to trust those guys not to be too mean, which perhaps is a sure sign that they’ve already gotten to me.
MY plot with these blog posts involves inviting people to this web site about my writing and books. This post, as you’ve probably already seen, has absolutely nothing to do with my new book, due out this summer.